The noodles would slip down and fill his stomach, taking away the humiliation he felt at being in debt to his own daughter.
February 9th #1
Finding the bird was easier than Leeland had imagined. He’d picked it up by the war memorial near the park. He’d taken it from its nest to replace the one he’d bought the day after his daughter’s conviction. He called it Lucy-Doosey the Third. Once he had got it back to the house, he looked after it as well as he could.
There was, of course, only one way to steady the old hands: a shower, then some noodles and a mug of something. He sorted the first, quick and cold, scraping away a week’s worth of night sweats and smoke from his hard, inflexible, old self with a rough cloth and some dishwashing liquid.
He waddled to his bedroom where he packed an old, off white Adidas sports bag with two shirts, a pair of khaki shorts, three passports, and an oilskin (the first one that came to hand). He wrapped a parcel and a block of cash. He’d buy a phone and some new clothes on the way to the airport.
Throwing the main fuse – the stuff in the fridge and the freezer didn’t matter any more, he stood on the top step outside the front door and looked back into the room. He sniffed and pulled the door shut, locked it, threw the keys under the mat and turned away into the mist and traffic of another October morning. Despite the mist it was bright out there. Then again, he thought, most everywhere was bright compared to that apartment.
He planned to eat noodle soup. Pho they called it, pronounced ‘Fa’. He’d learned after having called it ‘Foe’ for years. He would eat it on a formica-topped table in a Vietnamese cafe around the corner. It was run by a tall, tall man. It was up a flight of stairs. He would be seated at the table at the back near where an old man sat next to a massive pot in which they made the broth base for the Fa. The tall man had told him about this one night as they both sipped from cheap, bottled beer and the lights outside in the street came on.
Lots of basil, he thought.
Lots of fresh chilli.
He sped up, going nearly as fast as his chubby legs and smoker’s lungs would allow. Lots of chilli, lots of meat, some lung, some tripe and lots of fat noodles.
A mug of rum and coffee, maybe even a glass of that salty lemon/sour plum drink. Stuff to look forward to. He’d be fine after that, not only would his hands stop shaking, so would his view of what he’d agreed to do.
That bird had died, of course it had.
The noodles would slip down and fill his stomach, taking away the humiliation he felt at being in debt to his own daughter. Something to look forward to indeed. Finally being free of a debt that he shouldn’t have owed. Whichever way he looked at it – and as a man of zero honour, he had to have plenty of viewpoints – he should just have moved on.
He opened the door and stepped into the cafe, salivating and ready. Once he’d consumed this rich and sustaining breakfast he’d go about getting a gun.
Feb 10th #1
Lucy walked around the kitchen. She walked and walked. She walked around the lounge room. It wasn’t her room in her house any more, it was just a room in a house with two big, ugly capital “AYs”.
Changes had been made, to increase salability maybe? It was cold and impersonal, without things in sight. No books or magazines or things. There were photographs at strategic points. To her it felt temporary, not the home it had once been. It offered no clues as to why she had been summoned.
She made do with one of the warm, cheap bottled beers she had brought with her, and went into the garden where she sat waiting for them.
Finally, two people came out. They had fitted doors to the garden from the kitchen. What an idea. “Sorry to keep you waiting, Lucy. We had a lot of preparation to do.” It felt to her as if they were saying it in unison like a well rehearsed choir. Sickening.
She studied them closely as they walked towards her. They looked much the same as they had last time they’d all met. Perhaps a bit weathered but it had been years. Her ex-husband, Bob and his new (not new) wife, Pauline.
The beer helped take the edge off her anxiety and anger.
“Why have you asked me here? What do you want?”, she asked, feeling for the key and vaping pen in her skirt pocket.
Bob put the plates on the table in front of her, gave her a, “Are you okay?”, look. As if. As if she was and he cared.
Pauline sat down in the slatted, beautifully pre-battered summer chair and smiled. She had a large, dimpled wooden bowl of salad on her hands. She put it on the table. She reached out for Bob’s hand and Bob looked happy.
For no possible reason other than spite, Pauline said, “We’re so happy together”. So weird.
Lucy balled her hands in a tight fist on her lap. She smiled. Then she actually said, “It’s nice to be happy”.
The other woman’s reply didn’t matter. Lucy drank some more beer and wondered idly what the first best way of hurting Bob might be: a bullet in the back of Pauline’s head maybe?
“Yes it is”, Pauline replied not having expected that response from the dried up, bitter and obviously lonely and unhappy woman.
Lucy felt weary all of a sudden. Old memories like jellyfish tentacles, liable to sting, nearly visible, horribly long, coming up from the depths.
Bloody Bob and Pauline. Bloody happiness. Fuckers.
“Have some salad, Lucy.” Pauline gestured towards the bowl she’d placed on the table.
“I’d rather not,” she replied. “I have an intolerance.”
Bob’s face made an insipid, “Oh poor you” expression.
Pauline shrugged.
“Look Lucy, this isn’t easy for us either. I know you probably still hate us,” Bob’s already pathetic voice tailed off as she looked to Pauline for help.
“You said it”, Lucy.
Bob piped up, ”But we have to come to some sort of arrangement regarding Charlie.”
“You’ve got the bloody house Bob, what more do you want?”
“Charlie needs a stable family, Lucy”, stated Pauline as a fact that she considered no one else had yet noticed.
“You’ve been in prison, you need time to reacclimate to the modern world”, said Bob.
“Fucking hell, Bob, it was only five years. I’m not the Count of Monte fucking Cristo. And I was in there for you! For our family.”
Bob drummed his fingers on the table. Empty wine and water glasses rattled.
“That’s not the issue now though. Our son is. His well being is. That’s why Pauline and I want to formalise things.”
“That’s why we are adopting Charlie”, said Pauline.
“And Pauline will be another of his mothers”, simpered Bob.
Pauline nodded like artillery.
Feb 10th #2
Lucy had ended up in jail because she was stupid. That’s the word she used. White collar, fall for it, protect your man, stupid… jail.
Jail? Don’t fuck with the fine language. Stupid. Prison. She breathed in. She took some salad. She hit Pauline full in the face, she hit her with her balled fist. She wanted to cave her head in.
Bob, as usual, did not know where to look or what to do.
Meat started smoking on the heat of the barbecue.
Lucy waited for the other two to do something.
“You fucking whore!” screamed Pauline. She jumped up, spoon in hand, ready for action. Lucy hit her in the throat, flat of the hand. Bob was in what he would have called “a tizz”. This had suddenly become very untidy indeed. Pauline fell like a city centre tower, clawing at her throat, trying to breathe.
Five years for him. Now out of prison and it was a cold and shitty world. Lucy, looked at Bob who was kneeling over Pauline. Lucy spat down, turned on her heels, went indoors, upstairs, and into Charlie’s room. Of course, Bob had made sure that Charlie wasn’t in this house.
Lucy went into what had been their bedroom, shut the door, leant a chair under the handle and sat on the bed. This wasn’t helping. She looked at the phone by the bed. She looked out of the window onto the wide, safe, road. She removed the chair and felt in her bag for what she knew was in there, just to make sure. Where the fuck was he? He wasn’t there. Again.
She threw the keys out of the window so that they landed on the driveway.
9th Feb #2
Leeland woke up from a nap, he coughed. He’d been coughing for days. Too many cigarettes, too much booze, too many drugs, and all that interminable time on his hands. Cancer probably too.
The phone rang. It never rang.
His hands shook as he pushed away the bird feed, bottles and pornography to locate the receiver.
“Yeah?”
“Dad, it’s Lucy.”
He was only mildly surprised.
“Lucy-Doosey the first”, he said. “Well now. I hoped you wouldn’t need to call me.”
“I know,” her voice sounded shaky, “I need to call in that favour.”
He laughed. Then realised what she wanted from him. What he’d promised to do but only if she asked him.
“OK Lucy-Doosey, OK.”
“Tomorrow. My house. Our house. His house. Their house”, she hung up.
Leeland drank deeply from the bottle and turned his thoughts to the task ahead. He picked up the bird feed and opened the cage. He’d leave as soon as his hands were steady enough to drive.
“Can’t leave you to starve,” he muttered and reached for the bird, shaking fingers snapping its neck like a winter hawthorn twig.
He’d probably be gone a while.
Feb 10 #3
Lucy came down to the kitchen. Bob was, as usual, looking for God to descend and make it all better.
Pauline had recovered and was looking so pissed off. Lucy had to laugh.
“Pauline, you look absurdly fucked up.”
“I will kill you, girl. I will – Jesus this hurts.” She felt her throat and grimaced. She was scared, Lucy could tell.
“Bob, why don’t you do something?!” she screamed at him. He sat down in a damp mess looking more like a bag of washing than a man.
“What? What should I do?”
Lucy thought of her child, thought of Charlie, as she looked at the couple. Then she thought about the hell-strike she’d just called in. She almost fainted, at least she imagined that’s how almost fainting probably felt. It was quite pleasurable. In prison if you fainted, well, the cycle of gaining your self-respect started again. She’d only ever seen two women, only one got up. She’d seen one thousand girls faint though.
A car pulled up outside the house, coughing its guts out. A car door slammed shut. Slow, unsteady footsteps, and the front door was unlocked and pushed open. Then the door into the kitchen opened.
She was reminded of prison and her sacrifice for Bob. She smiled and said, “Goodbye”, as her father walked in.
“Charlie’s in the car, waiting”, he said as Lucy walked past him. She pecked him on the cheek.
“You don’t look so good, Dad. We’ll fix that”, she shut the door behind her and went to wait with Charlie in the car.
END
