Please enjoy reading these very curious tales for very curious people.
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Trite and testy

Why do Ai’s zealots take the road most travelled, usually by teenagers? Because they only think at surface level? Surely there must be more to it.
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Bach vs Ai

Sunday afternoon deep in the the Yorkshire winter, I was listening to Johann Sebastian Bach’s Goldberg Variations (played by Beatrice Rana) and I drifted into imagining dear old JSB writing at his piano as the candles were lit and the sun set. I thought of him finishing up and then trudging through the snow in
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AI is not helping your ideas

“That picture you painted doesn’t look like the bay of Naples even though it’s called ‘The Bay of Naples’, bro!” says an AI zealot.“You got the prompt wrong. Ask your LLM to make a painting in the style of Cezanne!”, they continue.
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McDonald-Sayer Turns Away From His Dream
“If I’d wanted revolutions, I would have hired a Cuban,” he had joked, weakly.
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Sports: for People Who Hate Sports
Any Winter Sport is immensely entertaining because it will show you people far more wealthy than you will ever be injuring themselves badly.
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It Comes to Some of Us in the End
Tom ‘Bopper’ Keys was returned unto the earthly Earth. That much was certain.
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Sydney by Cab
I’ve heard of thousand dollar bottles, dug from Napoleonic cellars over which a shopping mall was soon to rise.




